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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 02:10

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No, not a chance

How do you say "I don't speak Italian yet, but I hope to speak it well one day. It would be a pleasure to learn Italian with you. Would you like to teach me Italian?" in Italian?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why can't my adopted sister accept she is not part of my family because she isn't related? Why can't she stop calling my parents mum and dad?

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Montana warns of new disease-carrying tick species in the state - KREM

Thumbs down again.

Minds and Behinds

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why did you put a guy’s dick in your mouth the first time?

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No way

Report: Suns, Kevin Durant’s representatives sorting through multiple trade offers - NBC Sports

Freaks and Cheeks

They put up a sign reading

Is Twilight appropriate for a 12-year-old?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Unacceptable again!

What is your response when someone says "how may I help you"?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Just Forget it!

What is the most overrated pleasure? Why?

So they tried

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Loons and Moons

What is the original source of the discord between Princes Harry and William? Does it go back to their childhood, or did it start with Meghan Markle?

So, the docs changed it to read

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good

Why is sin so sweet?

No go.

share office space ...

Still no good.

Why is Canada letting too many Indians in Canada?

Next, they tried...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Nuts and Butts

Why do some people never get to on a date even though they wanted to? Are they just too ugly and weird for everybody?